Poor Texas Longhorns...

BOO - FUCKING - HOO.

Turn the page, Longhorn fan.

I'm an admitted Sooner homer. But, c'mon... let's get real here.

Texas beat Oklahoma two months ago on a "neutral" field. Big fucking deal. Now, whiny Texas fan is bitching about losing out on the Big XII South title. They're crying about winning "head-to-head" versus OU and then getting the short end of the stick because of the BCS rankings. They think that the BCS or polls shouldn't have anything to do with it. They think that the "head-to-head" game should be all that matters.

All this proves is that the average Longhorn fan cannot even count to three. They'd like us all to conveniently forget that there is another team in the Big XII South that only has one loss. They'd like us to forget that that one loss was to Oklahoma and that the third team actually beat Texas "head-to-head".

These moronic fans don't want to forget about the polls. They want to use the BCS rankings to narrow the field down to the two highest ranked teams (OU and UT) and then, after they've used the polls to issue a big fuck-off to Texas Tech (who beat them), then, and only then, do they want to go back to this "head-to-head" nonsense.

Dear Longhorn Fan,

There are three teams tied for first place in the Big XII South division. One of them even beat you "head-to-head". But, you want to pretend that that one doesn't even exist. Well, sorry. Just because the game in Dallas is the only one that matters to you all season, doesn't mean that the same holds true for the Red Raiders. They actually think that game in Lubbock on November 11, you know, the game where you lost, should mean something too.

You cannot use the BCS as reason to arbitrarily dismiss Tech, and then throw out the BCS and lean on "head-to-head" after you've eliminated the team that beat you "head-to-head". This is EXACTLY the kind of sour grapes, cry-baby logic that I've come to expect from you. But, it just won't fly.

There are THREE teams tied for first. You can't use "head-to-head" because it doesn't solve anything. Texas beat Oklahoma. But, Oklahoma beat Tech. And, yes, try as you might to forget it, TECH BEAT TEXAS.

No, Texas Fan, if you want to use "head-to-head", then you need to apply it fairly. That is, "head-to-head-to-head". Deal with this:

Total Points Scored Versus The Other Two Teams Tied For First In The Big XII South

Texas Tech 60
Texas 78
Oklahoma 100

There it is. There's your "head-to-head" scoreboard. So, take your "45 - 35" signs and shove them up your incredibly disappointed asses.

And, while you're at it, why not take a lesson in class from Sam Bradford. While your players, coaches, fans and alumni were out "campaigning" for Texas to win the South this weekend, Sam was telling ESPN, "if we'd have just won that game in October, there wouldn't be a controversy here."

You can't pretend away your loss. And, you need to show some fucking respect to the team that beat you. I think that you've got a great team this year. Now you just need a little class to go along with it.

Love,
Chris