Monday, December 8, 2008

Ian Curtis for a day!

So, as the clock struck midnight, on December 8, how was I ringing in my 35th birthday? I was pretending to be Ian Curtis!



My friends are playing in a Joy Division tribute band for a Christmas party. But, the guy who's gonna sing for them is in Chicago until a few days before the show. So, I volunteered to act as stand-in for Matt/Ian Curtis for a Sunday night practice. Wow! What a good time!

The band has taken on a lot with this project. But, they sounded fantastic! And, it was a real treat to get lost in the music for a couple of hours. We did lots of great songs. Off the top of my head, we did Atmosphere, She's Lost Control, Walked in Line, Isolation, Shadowplay, Ceremony, Digital, Love Will Tear Us Apart, and Dead Souls.

Today, I've got lunch with my parents. Then, this evening, some Scar Party recording. Can't wait! I'm sad that Krystal has to be in Connecticut for work. But, we had a great weekend, and another one coming up this weekend.

Friday, December 5, 2008

Union busting. Don't believe the bullshit.



How convenient that the current financial crisis provides a perfect opportunity for anti-union corporations to hurl attacks at the whole concept of organized labor. The big US automakers, the big corporations who stand to benefit from denying employees the RIGHT to bargain collectively, and the deaf, dumb, and blind Republicans who spread their nonsense propaganda without even understanding it, are all falling all over themselves to blame the Big 3 automakers' woes on high union wages.

The reality is, American automakers have been having their asses handed to them for 30+ years because of BAD BUSINESS DECISIONS (a Hummer in every driveway!) and poor designs.

I've seen two INCREDIBLY MISLEADING stories on MSNBC recently. And, MSNBC is supposed to be the "liberal" media.

First, I've seen this ludicrous myth thrown around: "Union autoworkers make $70/hr."

This is FUCKING NONSENSE. Even if you said that "including benefits, Union autoworkers make $70/hr.", it would still be fucking nonsense. This is an old myth that's been debunked over and over. Google is your friend if you wanna know the full story. But, the way that anti-union activists arrive at that $70/hr. figure is deceptive and dishonest. They take the hourly wages for all active employees, then add them with the cost of healthcare and retirement benefits for all employees AND RETIREES. Then they divide the total by the number of current ACTIVE employees.

The second deceptive argument against unions was something I saw on MSNBC this morning. The claimed that French Automaker "SmartCar" is able to make their cars by paying an average wage of $15/hr. On the other hand, the average wage for an American, union represented autoworker is $23.50/hr.

Wow. You might think, if we didn't have these greedy unions, GM, Ford and Chrystler could make cars much more cheaply.

What the news report failed to mention is that France has UNIVERSAL, SOCIALIZED healthcare and other services available to all of their citizens. If the US government provided all of these socialized services to US citizens, then the definition of a "living wage" would change and we could live on lower wages.

I've also seen recent arguments to the effect that "Unions were useful in the past, but we don't need them anymore." This is nonsense.
What has changed? What has happened that might cause giant corporations to voluntarily negotiate a fair contract and wage with their employees on an individual basis?

NOTHING HAS CHANGED.

You may have a good, non-union job. And, this may cause you to think, "if I didn't need a union to get a good job, with good benefits, and a good wage, then why does anyone?"

It's a valid question. But, consider this. Some of the things you take for granted about your job, would never have existed without the COLLECTIVE BARGAINING POWER of an organized union. You like your 5 day, 40 hour workweek? Well, thank a union member. You like paid vacation? Thank a union member. You like sick days and FMLA? Well, thank organized labor.

But, most importantly, you like your wages? Consider that Union jobs typically have a huge influence on the prevailing wage of a geographic area. Those union members fighting for a fair wage, walking a picket line, and sacrificing (with their families) in the name of fair treatment, are doing it for you, too. Be thankful that you don't have to make the same sacrifice. And, be thankful that unions fight for fairness and justice for ALL WORKING PEOPLE.

OG&E is non-union. But, the employees of OG&E pay VERY CLOSE ATTENTION when the CWA (Communication Workers of America) is negotiating a new contract with AT&T. They know that what's good for AT&T employees is also good for OG&E employees.

So, if you don't understand why Unions are still necessary in 2008, then do a little research on the organized labor movement. You may be surprised what you find.

Monday, December 1, 2008

Poor Texas Longhorns...



BOO - FUCKING - HOO.

Turn the page, Longhorn fan.

I'm an admitted Sooner homer. But, c'mon... let's get real here.

Texas beat Oklahoma two months ago on a "neutral" field. Big fucking deal. Now, whiny Texas fan is bitching about losing out on the Big XII South title. They're crying about winning "head-to-head" versus OU and then getting the short end of the stick because of the BCS rankings. They think that the BCS or polls shouldn't have anything to do with it. They think that the "head-to-head" game should be all that matters.

All this proves is that the average Longhorn fan cannot even count to three. They'd like us all to conveniently forget that there is another team in the Big XII South that only has one loss. They'd like us to forget that that one loss was to Oklahoma and that the third team actually beat Texas "head-to-head".

These moronic fans don't want to forget about the polls. They want to use the BCS rankings to narrow the field down to the two highest ranked teams (OU and UT) and then, after they've used the polls to issue a big fuck-off to Texas Tech (who beat them), then, and only then, do they want to go back to this "head-to-head" nonsense.

Dear Longhorn Fan,

There are three teams tied for first place in the Big XII South division. One of them even beat you "head-to-head". But, you want to pretend that that one doesn't even exist. Well, sorry. Just because the game in Dallas is the only one that matters to you all season, doesn't mean that the same holds true for the Red Raiders. They actually think that game in Lubbock on November 11, you know, the game where you lost, should mean something too.

You cannot use the BCS as reason to arbitrarily dismiss Tech, and then throw out the BCS and lean on "head-to-head" after you've eliminated the team that beat you "head-to-head". This is EXACTLY the kind of sour grapes, cry-baby logic that I've come to expect from you. But, it just won't fly.

There are THREE teams tied for first. You can't use "head-to-head" because it doesn't solve anything. Texas beat Oklahoma. But, Oklahoma beat Tech. And, yes, try as you might to forget it, TECH BEAT TEXAS.

No, Texas Fan, if you want to use "head-to-head", then you need to apply it fairly. That is, "head-to-head-to-head". Deal with this:

Total Points Scored Versus The Other Two Teams Tied For First In The Big XII South

Texas Tech 60
Texas 78
Oklahoma 100

There it is. There's your "head-to-head" scoreboard. So, take your "45 - 35" signs and shove them up your incredibly disappointed asses.

And, while you're at it, why not take a lesson in class from Sam Bradford. While your players, coaches, fans and alumni were out "campaigning" for Texas to win the South this weekend, Sam was telling ESPN, "if we'd have just won that game in October, there wouldn't be a controversy here."

You can't pretend away your loss. And, you need to show some fucking respect to the team that beat you. I think that you've got a great team this year. Now you just need a little class to go along with it.

Love,
Chris