Showing posts with label palin. Show all posts
Showing posts with label palin. Show all posts

Thursday, November 6, 2008

Palin didn't understand that Africa was a continent, rather than a country.

Amazing. Hopefully, this will put an end to the nonsense about her running in 2012. Her political career is OVER. Check out this Fox"News" report on the FORMER "future of the Republican Party". Apparently, she was also unclear about which countries make up North America. None of this even remotely surprises me.

Fox"News" is now also accurately reporting that McCain's slide in the polls wasn't a result of the financial crisis, but actually began several days earlier after Palin's appearance in the Katie Couric interview.

McCain clearly lost for two giant reasons:

1. Judgement. His selection of Palin just killed his chances of winning. When you're the old guy, with all the experience, you can't make decisions that are this colossally bad.

2. Obama had a positive message. In his 30 minute infomercial, he didn't mention McCain or Bush one time. If the press asked McCain to sum up his candidacy in one sentence, you can be sure it would have been a slam against Obama.

Here's the video about Palin from Fox:

Friday, October 31, 2008

tricked again on Halloween.



yikes. I was at the grocery store today, feeling goofy for being the only one there who wasn't in costume... so, I see this girl in the produce area of the store. she looks like an average, everyday college girl. the back of her shirt said, "McCain/Palin 08". then, she turns around and has a comically huge pregnant belly. i thought it was part of her costume, so I say, "Bristol Palin?"

man.

she shot me the most pungent stink eye in the history of dirty looks. she sneered, "no." then, she turned and walked away.

way uncomfortable.

it would've been an awesome costume, though.

she has to be having twins or something. it looked unreal.

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Oh, Sarah

I'm just amazed that Sarah Palin has managed to make George W. Bush look pretty intelligent and capable by comparison. I mean, at least GW grew up around politics and world events. Sarah Palin seems as if she never even really considered most of these issues until she got the call from McCain and people started trying to train her and teach her what to say. She seems blissfully ignorant about pretty basic world events.

Monday, September 29, 2008

OMG, Palin 4REALZ! LOL!

"I've been hearing about his Senate speeches since I was in, like, the second grade."

That's right. The above quote is Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin, talking about Joe Biden at a campaign stop yesterday. The person who would be a tirade-induced heart attack away from the Presidency speaks as if she were, like, fifteen years old. Srsly.

Thankfully, she's blowing it hardcore. I noticed her reading her answers off of note cards during the interview with Katie Couric.